“Sugar Walls” Sheena Easton

In 1984, Sheena Easton released Sugar Walls, a song that, on the surface, might seem like a harmless pop tune about… well, the mysteries of confectionery and the delicate art of baking. But if you look closer (and maybe squint a little), it becomes abundantly clear that Sugar Walls is actually a euphemistic exploration of romance, allure, and the intoxicating sweetness of love—wink, wink. In fact the song was in fact written by none other than Prince under the pseudonym Alexander Nevermind.

On one level, Sugar Walls is a catchy, synth-laden anthem for those who enjoy their romance a little bit, shall we say, "sweet" and a little bit "sticky." It was the perfect blend of sultry and playful, making you want to dance while simultaneously wondering if you should have brought some kind of life advice book with you. The song’s famous chorus, with its layered metaphors, became an instant hit with anyone who has ever been on the receiving end of a sugar high (or low, depending on your diet).

But beyond its scandalous, candy-coated exterior lies a deeper commentary on empowerment and independence. Sheena's character in the song isn’t just a damsel in distress—she's a confident woman who knows exactly what she wants and how to get it. She’s got the “sugar,” and she’s inviting you to taste it (and by taste, we mean enjoy her charm).

Of course, not everyone caught onto the double entendre right away. Some were baffled, wondering if Easton was, in fact, introducing us to a new line of edible art. But others—those with a more adventurous nature—found themselves dancing around to the infectious beat, feeling like maybe they were missing out on something… deeper.

Sugar Walls is not just a song; it’s a tantalising social experiment wrapped in neon colours and spandex. It’s a metaphorical masterpiece that uses the sweetness of sugar as a metaphor for something far more tantalising. And if you don’t get it, just remember: there’s no shame in enjoying a little sugar in your life. Just make sure you know what kind of "walls" you're talking about!