“Trashed” Black Sabbath

I"Trashed" by Black Sabbath is the ultimate anthem for anyone who’s ever woken up, looked around, and thought, “Well… that escalated quickly.” Imagine you went out for just one drink, but somehow, by the end of the night, your car is parked in a strange place, your dignity is nowhere to be found, and you have no idea how you got home—or why you're wearing someone else's shoes. "Trashed" is that feeling, but with epic riffs and Ozzy Osbourne’s voice sounding like he’s been through a tornado made of whiskey and wild decisions.

The song kicks off with a big ol’ boom of rock ‘n’ roll chaos, like a high-speed crash through the world of “bad ideas.” The lyrics? Well, they’re all about going off the rails, doing things you probably shouldn’t, and definitely not remembering it in the morning. It's the musical equivalent of having one too many shots and waking up to find your phone’s filled with questionable selfies and text messages you should never have sent. But, hey, that’s the spirit of “Trashed”—let’s party till the wheels fall off and deal with the aftermath tomorrow.

The riff? Relentless. The vibe? Reckless. The message? Who needs regrets when you’re having this much fun? If you’ve ever wondered what it sounds like to throw all your caution into the wind and ride the chaos train until it crashes into a mountain of glitter and questionable decisions, this is it. In short: it’s rock at its absolute most irresponsible, and we wouldn’t have it any other way. So, grab your air guitar, crank it up to 11, and prepare to get trashed—because after all, it’s not really a party until something goes horribly, hilariously wrong.